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Originally Posted by loopydate
...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker).
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Yeah, those were some good shows. After all, you can't beat a main event like Terminator v. Tatanka v. Giant Wolverine for the title.
Back to the subject ..... when every New Year's Eve, you do the Y2J pose along with the countdown.
.... you carry a giant bag and you warn people that you've got 25 inches of fear in there, ala Jake Roberts. Expect more looks if this is a pick-up line, which the word "bag" would be replaced with "pants".
.... you add bullhorns and your initials to the front of your car/bike/skateboard/dog.