Matt: "Dude... I'm like... holding up the glass ceiling... man..."
RVD: "I should really start hiding my stash better."
This picture of a Hacksaw Jim Duggan-style pose by Booker T was later on sale on eBay for $29.99.
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Booker T called desperately for help. Christian Wiggum had eaten the poisonous berries again.
It was a long and arduous process, complicated by a leg first delivery, but in the end, Christian gave birth to a healthy Booker T.
Unfortunately, nurse Hardy dropped him on the floor while Doctor Ref's back was turned.
Ref: "WHOA! I never saw THIS one in the WWE Gay Kama Sutra!"
Rene was the latest wrestler to discover his ability to manipulate the Butterfly Effect... at least on opponents' hands anyway.
Dupree unveiled his new Ultimate Warrior 2004 gimmick by bouncing straight up after a Lionsault and a Flashback and then proceeding to gorilla press Jericho onto the canvas.
Tsk tsk tsk, Jericho. Shoulda taken Immodium AD.
Teddy Long's new "Gimme soup!" slogan was met with less enthusiasm than his previous "Shoot this guy in the ass!" motto.
Rico had to be careful when riding a wild Black Hippopatomus. These things could be incredibly unstable...
...as seen when this one reared up and tried to attack him. Fortunately, Rico knew that punching one in its weak spot--the mouth--would freak it out and make it run away because it was afraid it wouldn't be able to eat for a while.
Low sacrifice value or not, Kane was offering SOMEBODY to the Altar of Helmsley!!
As if Kane's psycho gimmick wasn't already buried enough, fans REALLY started doubting the credibility of his character when he started whispering sweet nothings to Spike Dudley.
While Test happily continued munching away, Steiner got full after his fifth serving of Goldberg rib.
All THREE wrestlers' were momentarily distracted when they spotted a shiny penny over by the edge of the ring at the same time.
Well, I guess this answers the age-old question: If two wrestlers as crappy as Steiner and Goldberg got into a match, who would be the one carrying the other?
Yeah. Definitely Goldberg.
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Steiner takes his chances riding a rare WHITE Hippopatomus.
Even Austin was getting impatient as the FF X-2 commercial marathon entered its seventh hour.
Having finally gotten directions the previous week, Austin was sure he could make it to Texas without anymore help this time!
Trish wasn't too impressed when Christian showed her his collection of Trish Stratus cleavage shots he'd stocked up on over the years.
Long's swimsuit model pose wasn't met with much enthusiasm.
Playboy was so desperate that they hired Jazz as a secret agent to get Lita's clothes off.
Hurricane got really confused when his Ortonbot started flailing around and acting like a monkey.
I got nothing.
If Flair could just avoid the Batista trap, the table, and the bumble bees, he
just might make it through this jogger's obstacle course.
Coach gave his guess at how many more Final Fantasy commercials they'd show in the next five minutes. Bubba was less optimistic at so low a number.
Bubba: "I TOLD YOU THERE'D BE SIX MORE!!!!"
Seeing the largest piece of shit ever coming his way, Teddy Long dived for cover.
Orton, Goldberg's new tutor, decided to use a hands-on approach combined with viewing results on the Titantron to teach Goldberg the letters of the alphabet.
Not my best, but I'm in a rush and have to get to class. I do a few over later, since some of the pics offer some really good caption opportunities.