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**The Fugitive** · 03-19-2005, 10:40 PM

I can't speak for any of these wrestler's attitudes, that's Kayfabe's department. I will touch from a wrestling prospective.

Nobody takes chance like Sabu because they don't want to be paralyzed. Sabu doesn't have talent. While he is entertaining, any fucking moron can do moonsaults through a table, take a look at the backyard wrestling circuit, you'll see a lot of wrestler wannabes intimidating his style and crippling themselves in the process. If you think he's talented because he's not in a wheelchair yet, give him time, he's alreadly injured his back, won't be much longer.

I'm surprised people are still hiring New Jack to do shows, hell, if the rumours are true, I'm very surprised that WWE has hired New Jack, considering his style consises of hitting the ring with a wheely bin full of household objects with shitty music blasting through his appearence, doing stupid little dances while he hits his opponents with toasters, shovels, frying pans, and other household crap. That's not entertainment. That's a goddamn sideshow. As for your comment of him 'inspirating others', the only people that he has inspired is the same morons in backyard feds that throw themselves through burning-barbwire-broken-glass-and-thumbtacked covered tables and think they are wrestlers.

Sandman... perhaps he inspired Austin to be the beer-drinking SOB you saw on WWE, I don't know.

Tank is bad, face it, look at his win record, 8-10. The last four of his matches, he was destroyed by these martial artists. The guy's wasted up. And don't say something stupid like 'I bet he would woop our ass', that makes you look like a right idiot, considering some of us don't have any marital arts or street fighting experience.

As for Funker, sure, he has been in some crazy hardcore matches, most notably, his match with Cactus Jack in Kawasaki Stadium, but he has been in the business for over 40 years, he is a NWA legend, and he has given and given and given to making people stars in this business. Others would cling onto their spot and refuse to make stars but Terry knew his time is up, and he knew that he had to move aside and make tomorrow's stars, which he did with no problems. Kayfabe could expand on the legacy of the Funker.

Don't ever compare Funker to the likes of Sabu or New Jack, you'll just make yourself look like more of a twat, if that is possible.

03-19-2005, 10:40 PM	#5
The Fugitive Posts: 1,907	I can't speak for any of these wrestler's attitudes, that's Kayfabe's department. I will touch from a wrestling prospective. Nobody takes chance like Sabu because they don't want to be paralyzed. Sabu doesn't have talent. While he is entertaining, any fucking moron can do moonsaults through a table, take a look at the backyard wrestling circuit, you'll see a lot of wrestler wannabes intimidating his style and crippling themselves in the process. If you think he's talented because he's not in a wheelchair yet, give him time, he's alreadly injured his back, won't be much longer. I'm surprised people are still hiring New Jack to do shows, hell, if the rumours are true, I'm very surprised that WWE has hired New Jack, considering his style consises of hitting the ring with a wheely bin full of household objects with shitty music blasting through his appearence, doing stupid little dances while he hits his opponents with toasters, shovels, frying pans, and other household crap. That's not entertainment. That's a goddamn sideshow. As for your comment of him 'inspirating others', the only people that he has inspired is the same morons in backyard feds that throw themselves through burning-barbwire-broken-glass-and-thumbtacked covered tables and think they are wrestlers. Sandman... perhaps he inspired Austin to be the beer-drinking SOB you saw on WWE, I don't know. Tank is bad, face it, look at his win record, 8-10. The last four of his matches, he was destroyed by these martial artists. The guy's wasted up. And don't say something stupid like 'I bet he would woop our ass', that makes you look like a right idiot, considering some of us don't have any marital arts or street fighting experience. As for Funker, sure, he has been in some crazy hardcore matches, most notably, his match with Cactus Jack in Kawasaki Stadium, but he has been in the business for over 40 years, he is a NWA legend, and he has given and given and given to making people stars in this business. Others would cling onto their spot and refuse to make stars but Terry knew his time is up, and he knew that he had to move aside and make tomorrow's stars, which he did with no problems. Kayfabe could expand on the legacy of the Funker. Don't ever compare Funker to the likes of Sabu or New Jack, you'll just make yourself look like more of a twat, if that is possible.