NO BABIES ALLOWED
I'm waiting for them to auction off an apple that was actually spitten by Carlito Carribean Cool.
"Have you ever wanted to be cool, you internet geeks? Well now you can! For only $521.24 you can own an apple that has been chewed and spit out by the Master of Cool himself, Carlito Carrbean Cool! Yes, you too can own an apple covered with Carlito's very own saliva! You can show it off to your friends and you too might become as cool as Carlito!"
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