01-20-2004, 05:39 PM
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Fthagn?
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..and then Matt tripped on his face...

Booker T must have read the Art of War. While Christian prepared for the Axe Kick, Booker instead jacked him in the jaw with his knee. That crafty Booker.

And here we see the ref teaching Christian how to play leap frog at Booker's expense.
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This is not what they mean when they say "you went over someone" Christian.

While Matt took on Booker, the ref made sure those crowd members knew their places.

When not sure what to do, Matt unleash the oddest headbutt move ever seen.

Jericho was confused. It almost seemed like Rene was doing DDP's last gimmick...but at the same time, he wasn't. Ah, but the ref should know!

Wow, Hunter's invisble crucfix now targets anybody for no reason...

Then it hit Jericho, he'd have to job later that night to Mark Henry.

Long: I am, getting so hot, I will...
*RAW suddenly cuts to commercial*

Poor Henry was being held down by talent, until; Charles "The Flash" Robinson came in for the save.

Rico with a punch to the front teeth, and...wait..wait, no, Henry blocks with his bottom teeth and begins to eat Rico. Okay, I guess that is a first..

Kane's reaction to Spike telling him the truth about Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and how Kane should have switched to Geico.

And then Kane drug Spike's ear to his mouth and whispered the most evil, foul, and vile thing EVER heard by any man:
Kane: ..I'm not wearing any underwear!
Spike was then sent to the hospital after a severe and odd case of convulsions.

Proof Steiner has ADD. As soon as they go for a suplex, he spots a random audience member and mistakes them for a bird. Meanwhile, Test has troubles trying to figure out how to carry Gorillaberg.

Goldberg and Steiner both got enraged when the camera-man bad mouthed Americans. Test just laughed it off, mustly at the fact that the man said "African," and neither Scott or Bill understood it.

Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

Notice the tricky ref going in for that leg sweep. Not only will it break Steiner's legs and back, but it'll cause Steiner to break Goldberg's neck. This ref was taught WELL by Hunter.

Austin: Okay, now, I have been told we are NOT in Texas. Which confuses me as hell, because someone told me there was a Milwaukee around here...

Holy hell, Austin's Time ATV ACTUALLY works!...wait...wait no...that's a green screen...nevermind..

Xtian: And this was when we stole that lawn gnome from Kane's yard...

Because of Lita, Long's face turn was finished, complete with the "Please don't kiss the bald guy" gimmick.

HA HA! Rhyno STRIKES again! AHAHA!

Look at Orton's right leg! His right leg is giving out! His quad is tearing! He's pulling a Kevin Nash! HA!

This scene would have made a GREAT showdown pic...then you see the ref trying to be Waldo there in the background...

It's lucky Batista was there to get Flair and hold him back. Ric didn't like people messing up the YMCA dance.

Once again, we turn on the Randy Orton Telepathetic Helmet to clue in on the thoughts of our favorite black guys...and Coach!
Coach: I feel like an Elvis impersonator..
D-Von: ...you put your right foot in, and then you shake it all about...
Bubba: Well if Coach can do this and have good mic skills, then it should work for me..

And Bubba with the eye poke through Coach's glasses...

It's sad when Long has to hold a pose of horror and Orton has to help Mark with his first attempt at a flying cross body block on Long..

Bill liked his new hat. Safe to say, Orton and his currently high pitced voice didn't take kindly to their new status.
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