Gonna throw in some Futurama quotes since Ninti posted a thread about it and it's made me all sad and missing it.
Fry: You could just bend the hatch off this steam pipe!
*Bender opens valve, steam sprays out*
Fry: No good, it's full of steam!
Bender: You look greasy. Real greasy. You been up all night?
Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine; it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. Oh man, I need a nap. *snore* COFFEE TIME!
*Bender pulls out Le Grande Cigar*
Bender: Ahh, mighty fine smokable.
Fry: Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff puff! Gogogogogo!!!
Zoidberg: I can never repay Fry his 10 dollars, so I must take the only honourable option, what with the killing myself!
*Zoidberg steals Chairman Koji's sword*
Zoidberg: Here I go, already!
*Zoidberg tries to stab himself and the sword crumples on his shell*
Chairman Koji: ARGH! THAT SWORD... COST FIVE THOUSAND DORU!!!!
Zoidberg:... Fry did it! *Woop woopwoopwoopwoopwoop*
Professor Farnsworth: Bah. Let's just steal the damned microwave dish!
Fry: But... won't that change history?
Farnsworth: OH, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa!
Farnsworth: Oh, if only he'd chosen a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo!
Fry: I heard one time you single handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system.
Zapp: The Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.
Fry: Wow, I never would've thought of that.
Zapp: You see, the killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
Bender: It was a dark day for robotkind. Ahhhh, we can always build more killbots.
Zapp: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.
Fry: We didn't need your electric can openers to get to our food. All you needed was a trusty swiss army knife!
*Fry pulls out a knife and tries to open a can of leek. He breaks the blade*
Fry: OW!
*Fry drops the knife and starts to bash the can against the bench. He quickly gives up and breaks down crying*
Fry: 
... I'm hungry.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
Zoidberg: *dressed as Jesus* I help those that help themselves!
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Bender:You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat.
Fry: Oh wow. This is like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! There's a news report on TV showing some incredibly bad news!
Morbo: ...and that's why the third grade class at PS 118 is Morbo's... Vermin of the week!
Bubblegum Tate: This food looks funky... but it tastes funk-aaaaay.
Morbo: The challenger's ugly food has shown us even the most hideous of things can be beautiful on the inside.
*Breaks down crying*
Zapp:Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Morbo: And now, a man who has been showing the world how to cook for 20 years, but uh, apparently, my wife wasn't listening.
*Crowd laughs*
Morbo: I WILL DESTROY HER!
Lurr: This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!
God, thousands more too. Gotta rewatch all the episodes and stuff.
Once I'm finished with Simpsons season 5.
