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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Anyway, anyone NOT notice Snitsky's body acne?
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Can't some of us just try and imagine that they're somewhat sparsely populated freckles?
Seriously, if you're on a diet and you want to shed some pounds fast just put a picture of Snitsky's back on your fridge. That way whenever you eat anything you can imagine you're licking his pimples.
And when Snitsky said that he was going to do to Kane what he did to Kane's baby, does that mean that he was going to get into a fight with Kane's dad and Kane's mom was going to get involved and he was going to push Kane's dad into Kane's mom and then Kane would die? Because I have to remind you that that's impossible. If he tried to do that, Undertaker would die since he's the first born son. But if you're keeping score, Taker's already dead and if he pushed their dad into their mom, she'd probably just break a hip and have to go to the hospital. But if she were in the hospital she'd probably stare at the ceiling a lot like Lita did and the JR would deliver the news that Kane died somehow. THen kane would come back with a huge belt buckle and a fedora and he wouldn't sell anymore, which would kinda be against what Snitsky was hoping for because he did say that he had a match against him at the next PPV, and if Kane wasn't going to sell anymore he'd probably lose the match and then Snitsky would be sad. Maybe he meant that he was going to punt Kane out into the crowd like he did the baby-like doll that was meant to represent Kane's baby. But that happened after he said everything so I don't really know what he was talking about. I'm so confused!