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Wouldn't it be Wrestlemania L? or was it C? I don't know roman numerals that well, and I don't think the WWE expects us to know them either. They'll probably call it Wrestlemania xxXxxtreeeeeemmeeeee!!!?! and they'll open the show with monster trucks with hover converters floating over the cars in the parking lot. Then they'll have a match between Taker and Billy Orton for the United States of Texas championship belt where Billy will deliver the BRO (Billy Randall Orton) onto the walker for the finish but will somehow flop over onto his back and get counted for the three. The main event will feature a fresh Pierre John "Triple G" McMahon-Levesque fighting Hulk Hogan for the Intergalactic Championship Belt. The crowd will freak when the two join forces to create the New-new-new-new World Order and go to the back to beat up the rest of the talent. Highlights of the night: The first ever "Clone Wars Match" as Rick Flair's clone fights Ted William's clone. Flair will totally dominate until the robotic body of Walt Disney with his unthawed head comes out to interfere in the match.....like we didn't see that coming!
Crowd: "OOOOHHHH!!"
Me: "I'm too old for this shit!"
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