Eddie: Okay, so on the count of three, I Irish whip into the corner behind me. One...two...
"Hmm...no talent under here either..."
Random spasming: It hurts everybody.
All I can think of is Cheech singing, "Ma ma ma-ma, cita, dondes the Santa Cleeeez... the vato with the bony kneees..."
Rey: Charles! How I've missed you!
Haas: Gaah! No...yes...NO!!
She's really a man, baby!
Dawn: Why - won't - this - wig - come - OFF!
Cena tries to salute the Nazi in the ring, but fails. It is reported that Lita trained him in Nazi saluting.
JBL: Get outta my ring, ya stinkin' VARMINT!
JBL: "What! A bug? GETITOFFGETITOFF, Get it OFF!!"
Luther: "Damn, Show was right...no talent under here..."
Guy in crowd between Angle and Sherri: "Wow. Kurt is in amazing shape, especially from this angle!"
Guy to right in front: "I DO believe that was Michaels' patented entrance from the pre-Attitude era of WWF television!"
Guy to left of Kurt: "Heh...I really don't care, man..."
Kurt fails at his attempt of counting Sherri's little piggies when he promptly passes out.
Cena: Ya can't SEE me!
JBL: Wow! You're right! With this water in front of me, I CAN'T!
Teddy Long: How's about uncoverin' my face, playa?