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I think my wrestling dolls are possessed...
I woke up one night and found my Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy trying to pin me.
And then when I put him in the garage when I got older, he no sold it and when I came back from school...HE WAS ON MY BED!
And then my Ultimate Warrior wrestling buddy rambles on incoherently towards me.
Then my Million Dollar Man went from making me clean up dog shit from his foot to trying to convert me to Christianity! Have you ever tried to clean dog shit from cotton?!? It's a bitch I tell ya!
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