While Matt Hardy was showing off his Version 1.0 taunt, Rob was eyeing the cotton candy, wishing that Rhyno would come over to ease his munchies.
Okay, we all know the match sucked, but did the ref have to kick the WWE logo?
Could someone please tell the ref that right now is not the best time to practice his “Stuck In A Box” mime routine?
And the guest ref for this match, Billy, Zack Gowen’s best friend!
Worst. Springboard Powerbomb. Ever.
Rene: Please, time out! It itches! It itches!
Poor Rene doesn’t understand the American sense of humor. The “Shoot That Man In The Ass” joke only works when you’re pointing to someone’s ass!
Jericho had to hold Rene in place for the staring contest against the ref. Needless to say, much like the French do, Rene didn’t even try.
After all of Mark Henry’s no sell last week to The Walls Of Jericho, Teddy Long had to do SOMETHING to make the fans think that someone is hurt.
The new “Ride Me Henry” action figure did not go over well.
No! Rico! Don’t! If you punch him in the mouth, he’ll eat your hand!
Spike: Oh my god! I’m getting elevated!
Kane: Any “Kane Is Holding Up Talent” jokes will be answered with a swift throw to the ground…
Kane took great pride in making his “Spikebot.” He was so proud he had to build it at ringside.
Test: Damn it Scott! Why aren’t you lifting?
Scott: I think my arm just sprung a leak!!
Goldberg: Yeah, he did. I could feel the koolaid run down my head.
Somehow Scott knew that Test and Goldberg didn’t quite do the battering ram right…