Do I make the “Holding up talent” or “Keeping Goldberg down” joke..
No, this wasn’t part of the match. The ref got his own Shoe commercial, but no one saw it because they left the room when the FFX2 commercial came on.
Austin, still with his WWE tattoo from last week, has no idea that the little kid behind him knows who Tugboat is.
No one really knew how to respond to Austin’s new black and white Mohawk…
(based on real life)
Christan: See! It’s a line, and you have to get the dots! Every time you get a dot, the line grows, and you can’t stop the line! Yeah, my cell phone games rule!
Trish: If this is your way you try to impress women, then I hope you have a lot of hand lotion…
Teddy Long always wanted to have a white girl all over her, but since Lita let her beard grow out…
There’s nothing sexual here. It’s just Jazz, loading the ass cannon.
Randy’s Ric Flair strut was so bad that The Hurricane had to jump out of the ring.
Naich: I’m sorry Rosey, but Evolution has to take you out.
Rosey: Why?
Naich: Because even though you and The Hurricane are pretty much jobbers, you’re still over.
To make sure Evolution didn’t try anything funny, Bubba Ray and D-Von decided to 3D the invisible man as a warning shot.
D-Von: 3D or Wedgie… 3D or Wedgie…
Needless to say that was the biggest fuckin’ wedgie, through a table ever. To add insult to injury, Bubba flicked the Coach in the ear a few times.
Randy’s newest gimmick is being a wrestling historian. First he talks about the wrestlemania where Hulk Hogan and The Warrior fought, and then he takes it one step farther by becoming Duke “The Dumpster” Drose, as he takes out the trash.
Even Goldberg makes a sacrifice to the Altar of Helmsley.