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April 06
Asked before a game by a Spanish-speaking reporter if he's ever taken steroids, Orioles slugger Sammy Sosa pretends as though he doesn't speak Spanish.
May 25
Orioles slugger Sammy Sosa announces he has learned to speak English again.
May 15
Mark McGwire fails to turn in his taxes on time, telling his accountant he wants to focus on the future, not the past.
May 24
Mark McGwire tells his son that he should not study for his history final because he should think about the future, not the past.
Rehashing jokes is bad in general, but twice in the same article? Come on
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