The WWE decided to scrap the cruserweight division and replace it with the ballet division.
Bob Orton: Undertaker... marry me.
Michael Cole: Necrophilia... AGAIN?!
Bob Orton: Fine Taker! I don't need you! I have Randy! Randy understands me!
Michael Cole: Now we have incest?! And gay incest no less...
A rabid raccoon lept into the ring and latched onto Cena's arm. Cena didn't notice.
Just then The Rock came out of nowhere and slapped Kurt Angle for stealing his "make the interviewer" dance thing.
Lil' Naitch: Ahhh!! I can see his man boobs!