Rey: Come on, Eddy! How many times do I have to tell you to turn off the Titantron when you leave the room? This is costing us!
Everybody, DO THE BESERKER! HUSSSS!!! HUSSSS!!!
Later that day, Scotty had to have his foot surgically removed from Spike Dudley's ass.
Orton: 'Taker...I know we always haven't seen eye to eye...especially right at this moment... but would you do me the honor of being my date to WrestleMania?
Worst. Powerbomb. Ever.
Bob Orton: Take my son! Spare me, just take MY SON!!
Randy Orton: WHOOOOOO!!!
One more reason to wear Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eaters! Are YOU gellin'?
Poor Macy Grey, never saw it comin'...
[Insert "which piece of trash?" joke here.]
Ever since Vince installed the "Raw Electric Fence", things haven't been going so well for abused interviewers...
Robinson: Gyeeeewwww!!! Akeebono's wearing a hospital robe!!
Akeebono: I forget to close back?