Rey: "So you see, Gollum represents the schitzophrenic comflict between man's tendancy toward both good and evil."
Eddie: "That's Danny Basham, smartass."
Chavo and London learn the hard way that the Trust Fall only works when ONE of them is willing to be the guy who falls backwards.
Spike Dudley IS the Lord of the Dance.
Taker was a man who respected his fans, but even he was taken aback when one of them proposed to him.
Clandestine experiments to graft Undertaker's head onto Randy's young, athletic body go horribly, horribly wrong.
Bob Orton: "Shoot this man in THE ASS!"
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Grisham: "Aaahhh!!! This tie is HIDEOUS!"
Cena's new "Bring It On Cheerleader" gimmick gets off to a rousing start as he decks his opponent with a pom-pom.
Judges convene to determine which combatant had a better "Vince McMahon" impersonation.
Kurt: "Tch. That Rhyno..."
Ref: "Ah, well, I suppose Wrestlemania will be alright. Don't know what Kane's doing in a 'Money in the Bank' ladder match though. Sigh. Well, I guess I'd better pay attention to what's going on in the mat-... OH MY GODDD!!!!"