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Marge: Have you noticed anything different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, I mean, he seems kind of depressed.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Vampire Burns: Well! If it isn't little...uh... BOY!
Homer: Who wants to drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: ME!
Lisa: ME!
Sideshow Bob: *Under the car* NO!
Homer: Well, two against one!
Homer: ...and then Lisa cried. Then I cried. And Maggie laughed. She's such a trooper!
Luigi: Hey! Krusty! You come-a with me, you don't wanna sit-a with the rest of the scum.
*Crowd mumbles its disapproval*
Luigi: I only consider you scum compared-a to Krusty!
*Crowd approves of this reasoning*
Luigi: Yeah, you see how you scum.
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