Edge: That raccoon from Reboot has nothing on me!
Cena: David Blaine has nothing on me!
In a shocking turn of events, Cena gives up his rapper gimmick for a disco gimmick.
Cena: Camp and I gotta sit out here with the milk crates...
Piper wins in the first ever vomit on your opponent match.
Cena: I gotta go potty!
Batista: That one fan in the front row booed me! Waaah! I don't like him! He's not my friend anymore!
Fire aft photon torpedoes!
The torpedo has found it's target.