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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
And since he's already got a catchphrase, he's perfect for a Sticom material.
"Who ate all the cake?"
"IT WASN'T...MY...FAULT!"
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Put him and Heidenreich together in a posh San Francisco community with a little midget black Webster kid, Ben Savage, Ashton Kutcher, and a girl who talks like a robot.
Scene: *The family is sitting in the living room. Enter Gene from the kitchen, who has cake all over his face.*
Girl in monotone voice: "UH oh, OREO!"
*Wait for laugh track*
Ben Savage: "Why am I here?"
Webster Kid: "Yo, triple G, why you got cake on yo face?"
*The family looks at each other with a shrug at what the little token black guy just said*
Heidenreich (after the laugh track): "Where'd the cake go, Gene?"
Gene (with a full mouth) : If's nof my faulp!"
Fred Savage chuckling and shaking his head: "Oh Gene! You're such a gosh darn lively sort!"
*Gene gets furious and throws Ben Savage through a pane glass window.*
Robot girl in monotone voice: "There goes the neighborhood"
(Wait for laugh track)
Heidenreich looking out the window: "Little Johnny!"
*Enter Ashton Kutcher as the quirky teenage neighbor* (Switch laugh track for track of young women screaming at the sight of him.)
Ashton: "Blah blah blah blah lost her virginity blah blah blah I'm sexy blah blah blah blah gonna get some tonight blah blah.
(Switch back to laugh track)
Gene: "Not my fault!"
Webster kid gives thumbs up to Gene: "Word!"
(Freeze frame with laugh track going full speed. Roll credits.)