Officer Crabtree - the supid Englishman who thinks he can speak French. He's a little like me in so far as he's a stupid Englishman
but I
can actually speak French ...
"Gid Moaning! I brong bed nose. The Joemans have jest pissed throw the nixt toon and are hiding this wee."
I don't think he actually said this, but this is the kind of thing he would have said. 'Allo 'Allo is just fried gold! As funny as Officer Crabtree and Capitano Bertorelli (what-a mistake-a da make-a) were, René was so the man ...
