WWE Backstage vol#1: WWE polls...
Here's a look at planned polls to appear on WWE.com
Question #1: Whose ass would you rather wipe?
--Akebono
--Big Show
Question #2: Which WWE product would you be more likely to buy?
--The Chris Masters body building method, ("Vitamins" sold seperately)
--Randy Orton's new line of femminine hygene products
--"Toothless Agression" Dental products
Question #3: Who do you want to see Batista face next for the title?
--Triple H
--Triple H
--Triple H
--Triple H
(Editor's note: This is not a typo)
Question #4: Best Match of Wrestlemania 21?
--Christy vs Trish, Women's championship match
--Akebono vs Big Show, Sumo Match
--Undertaker vs some guy
Question #5: Wrestlemania 22's theme will be:
--Thug Life (Ft John Cena)
--Hollywood was too gay for us (Ft the returning Rico)
--...Uhhhh...We really didn't put much thought into this, okay? Just give us your goddamn 50 bucks and shut the fuck up.
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--John Rogers
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