*Lita walks into Vince's office*
Vince: Hello Amy, what can I do for you?
Lita: Yeah so I know you heard about me and Edge's relationship, yes?
Vince: Yes Amy I'm well aware of that, you know that's not really a professional thing right? I mean sure I've done my share of unprofessional things in my life, but I'm Vincent K. McMahon damnit! I own this company!
*Stephanie pops in*
Steph: ME TOO DADDY!
*Triple H pops in*
Triple H: ME TOO DADDY! Oh and Amy, thanks for last night. ;-)
Vince & Stephanie: What?
Triple H: Ohhhh uhhhh Lita was showing me how to do uhhhh the Moonsault, yes...I'm trying to become a cruiserweight now.
Vince & Steph: You're the greatest cruiserweight ever Hunter!
HHH:
*Steph and Hunter leave*
Lita: Anyways, I was wondering if you can do something to help this situation calm down...
Vince: What would that be?
Lita: Fire Edge.
Vince: What? Why would you want me to fire your new boyfriend?
Lita: Oh shit...I mean Jeff Hardy.
Vince: Amy, Jeff's been gone for two years.
Lita: D'oh! I meant to say Shannon Moore.
Vince: Who?
Lita: Shannon Moore? The blonde haired cruiserweight from Smackdown?
Vince: Lauren Jones?
Lita: No, The Prince of Punk.
Vince: He's still around? Why him?
Lita: Oh fuck I messed up again. I meant to say Matt Hardy.
Vince: Why Matt?
Lita: Because I don't want him to hurt Edge, I love Edge! We have so much in common...we are both charismatic...uhhh our entrance music both have lyrics...ummmm we both have long hair.
Vince: Well Amy, I'll fire Matt if you do something for me.
Lita: What is that?
*Vince pulls down his pants*
Vince: Join the "Vince McMahon Suck My Cock" Club!
Lita:
Well it sure beats sucking off El Dandy!
*Lita sucks off Vince*
Vince: Consider Matt FIIIIRRRREEED! WOW. You're good, practice much?