Note to Always450: Rhyno sells Popcorn, NOT Cotton Candy. The Cotton Candy salesman is Sean O'Haire, as it's the only time they'll let him out of the big crate they keep him locked up in.
Booker T signals for a bucket of water so the fire on Christian's head can be extinguished.
Try as he might, Christian just can't pop Booker's neck...
Matt Hardy does it properly, and will now job in the opening match of Heat until May 30th, 3812.
He escapes this punishment by agreeing to become Rico's Tag Team Partner.
Jericho is unimpressed with Rene's Micheal Jackson impression.
Jobbing to Mark Henry is one thing, but Rene Dupree, too? I hate Triple H...
Chris: PANAMA!
Teddy remembers the time he was in Arsenio Hall's Dog Pound.
Rico: Yaaaay! I'm riding a Horse!
Mark: I'm called a HOSS! Get it right!
Rico reminds everyone of a stable Mark USED to be in, much to the chagrin of the World's Strongest Man.
Kane infroms Spike that having only ONE taped fist is really lame. Triple H got wind of this and Kane will now job in the opening match of Heat until May 30, 3812.
In Desperation, Kane decides to join the Rico Stable.
Test: Scott, now is not the time to discuss the pros and cons of the Triple Option Play.
Scott: Damn, that Popcorn Salesman looks Familiar. Is that?
Bill: Yep, it's Rhyno.
Test: Hurry up already, I got to fire the T-Shirt Cannon in 5 minutes.
Gimme a T!
Scott's attempt to ride a Hoss isn't as successful.
Austin's lecture on how to assemble a Nuclear reactor using 2 potatoes, a Straw, and a car's Radio Attenna caused the fans to say "What?" for a whole new reason...
What's so great about "FOLK FEAR", again?
Trish watches intently as Christian teaches her how to operate a Cell Phone.
The Ref wonders why the star of Horror Movies always takes out the Black Man first. Then, Long's neck gets snapped on the apron. You know, maybe Teddy was right, all along...
The Crowd is shocked when Jazz offers a visual interpretation to the lyrics of Tool's "Stinkfist".
Hurricane hops up on the second turnbuckle to avoid the laser that pierced both of Orton's legs.
Flair and Batista look on as SHIT stands over a pile of Hurricane. Something isn't right here...
Batista stops Flair in his attempt to jump through the hoop made from D-Von's arms, go over the table, and land in the waiting arms of Bubba Ray.
D-Von is mesmerized as Coach recites the entire Consitution from his memory.
Bubba Ray wasn't as impressed.
Teddy is horrified as he watches Randy hump Mark Henry's leg.
Nothing says Bad Day like when your right forearm turns into Randy Orton.