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It's simple: Vince McMahon has alzheimers.
Vince: Alright, I want to run an angle that eventually leads to Edge winning the World Title. I think Edge is a little weak on his own, so we need to have him marry Lita before then...
JR: Um, Vince, the internet fans might get a little angry over that considering the situation between Lita and Matt Hardy.
Vince: Who's Matt Hardy? I thought I fired that face painting homosexual two years ago?
JR: No, no, that's Jeff Hardy, Matt's brother.
Vince: I don't have a brother! Now look, Edge and Lita get married and...
Stephanie: But Dad, Lita's married to Kane.
Vince: Who the hell are you?
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