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Originally Posted by Saimou
They lower a new WWE championship belt that spins from the ceiling.
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Whoa.
Spinning belts bring the ratings down.
Seriously, ask any mark and he'll tell you the belt is cool. Just try it and you'll see. What's freakin cool about a damn spinning title? Looks like a kid toy rather than a wrestling championship belt, actually.
Lets say you show one of your friends what wrestling is for the first time. He thinks it's pretty cool, cruiserweights matches, eddie/rey feud...
and then he sees the champ.
A guy in his early 20s (i think) comes out with a sucker theme song, while rapping. He's the CHAMP. He's on top of the mountain. And he comes out with a freakin spinning title belt made of plastic while screamin out loud, ''WAZZUP CHAIN GANG! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEERE! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEERE!''
And then your friend tells you about how much you suck for watching wrestling, punches you in the head and throws you in a crocodile-filled river.
So... spinning belts bring the ratings down cuz the fans die.