Carlito: Now those? Those...are cool...
Big Show: No! I don't WANNA play Jack and the Beanstalk! Gaahh!
Big Show: Are you serious? I do NOT look 500 lbs...!
JBL bothces giving Cena the bird...
Torrie's crotch sucks in ALL who anger it...
Rey: So what are you saying, ese?
Carlito: I'm saying that you've suddenly started talking in an accent since you teamed up with Eddie, and that...that's not cool...
Rey: Whata you talkin' about, homes? Vato loco! Eh, ese? Ariba la raza!!!
Carlito: Listen... [bites apple]
Mercury and Nitro try to lift up Melina by her arms.
Mercury: Damn this girl's been eatin' some taco supremes!
Nitro [thinking]: He said supreme...hehe...
Mercury and Nitro counter with the double Hogan-style finger-point-of-DOOM! Somewhere, far away, Kevin Nash shudders...and tears his quad in the process.
Mercury: Ack! Must...remove...hanger before...putting on pants...
Wow, Chuck Palumbo is really getting old! Oh...
Kurt: I want your hair! GIVE IT!! SO PRETTY!!
Eddie: Er...?
Are YOU Sure?™
Eddie shows Rey what he wants to do to that masked head of his...
Ref: Yes, THIS man. HE desecrated the title. Arrest HIM!
Cena: Werd?
Longest. Belch. Ever.
Paul London: Will Accept Head for Title Shots
The referee "raises the roof" after realizing he has the best damn seat in the whole house!
Rey: Ack! What is that dog doing to me! Get it off! GETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!