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Ref: Hey Rey, you spend a lot of time in the sky, right?
Rey: I’m a luchador, of course I do.
Ref: Well, next time you’re up, tell Sean O’Haire I said hi, okay?
Rey: Will do.
Chuck: Ah! If you’re going to Sean’s cage, could you get me some cotton candy?

The Bull looks at Chuck’s new Rey Mysterio table, and reminds Chuck that he’s missing two of the legs on it.

Brian Christopher and Scott Taylor… Chuck and Billy… I wasn’t expecting another gay angle.

Jamie: Next time, don’t eat the belt! I don’t want to go down your throat again!
Rey: Sorry man, I thought it was chocolate or something.

Now if this wasn’t the best damned X-Factor!

And now Dawn knows that forward is the only way her heart will go.

Albert’s fantasy has come true… He’ll finally have a little blonde chick topless to wrestle with.

Alas, the ref’s warning came too late… The giant fist took out Shannon Moore and A Train.

Well you’d be confused too if a blurry midget was whispering sweet nothings in your ear while you were trying to cut a promo.

Yep, it’s hoss feeding time!

Moments later the lasers blasted both of them to ash. Moral of the story: Never turn your back on a UFO.

The new ringside commentators table didn’t go over too well…

Rhyno was holding John Cena while the ref put the invisible head on.

Ref: Yo Momma, Brock!
Brock: Pish! Talk to the hand!
Chris: And they wonder why I’m going to Raw…

Hardcore Holly showed concern for his new tag team partner, Shannon Moore.