Chuck was damned if he was going to let Rey get that penny before his buddy the referee!
When the angelic UFO touched down, Stamboli immediately ceased all activity and waited for his people to reclaim him.
Nunzio: "And here's the money for letting me sleep with your sister..."
Jamie Noble was skilled enough to taught Mysterio AND jerk off Steven Richards at the same time.
In addition to sucking in other people's souls, Tajiri was equally proficient at sucking in other people's penises.
Needless to say, Dawn Marie failed her
American Idol audition.
Nick Patrick couldn't resist. He just had to feel those silicone implants one more time!
While A-Train had Moore in position, the heel referee stole his nose.
Eh... the Cenabot ain't much better than his Orton counterpart. His only specialy is a really kickin' Bob Denver impression.
Big Show figured he'd try to outdo Austin's ATV.
Paul: "Look! It's Matt Hardy, back on SmackDOWN! and still using his web-style entrance!
Brock:
BANG!
Rhyno couldn't help but notice bitterly that even Heyman was more elevated than him.
OR
Rhyno's tricks finally backfired on him after he didn't wash his hands well enough.
As Cena kneels there in the hold, referee Brian Hebner tries every trick he remembers from the Harry Potter series to try to get Rhyno unburied.
"No Brock! I swear I don't ever use the internet!!!
Chris Benoit, valiant protector of all internet users, flies in to save the day.
Holly: "What's this? A zip disc containing all of next month's storylines??"
Holly: "It was YOU!!! You're the leak in the WWE!!!!"
Cena's shoes had the amazing feature of being able to hold in more hot air than Goldberg and Scott Steiner combined.
This was like the third week in a row Cena had to lug Rhyno around, and it was getting frustrating. Rhyno's career was dead... why couldn't they just bury him completely?
If Heyman could get to the rousing finale of "Con Te Partiro," maybe... just maybe he could escape this predicament.
Benoit: "No! Don't put me in that cage with Sean! I promise not to get too over with the fans!!!
Big Show: "Sorry, but orders are orders.
Ego charitas can ab Altara ab Helmsley. Iuvo abrugo hac beneficium...
As you can see, whenever Japanese wrestlers fight each other, the WWE has to show it anime style, as evidenced by everyone slowing down for no reason except Akio and Sukoda.
Chavo Jr. was pissed. Why the heck did they have caricatures of angry mallards on their shirts???
Angle: "Be HEALED... my son!!!"
Eddie and Chavo Sr. both chip in their disgust over the fact that Holly gets a title shot this Sunday.
Here, Chavo Sr. sets Eddie up for the invisible crucifix to attack.
Just maybe... this wrestlers' obsessions with coins was going a bit too far.
Wow. Eddie did the butterfly effect again.
OR
Nick "Carlton Banks" Patrick was a big hit with the fans.
Kurt learned going for a moonsault was a bad idea when he jumped too high and hit his head on Sean O'Haire's cage.
Suddenly, the giant Sky Wrench swooped down and plucked Chavo off the turnbuckle. Outside, some kid had a new plush wrestler to take home!