Rate The Wrestler - Day 187 - New Jack
Hey, hey, welcome to this Monday morning edition of RTW. And I hope you all got a sufficient groan out of the "coincidence" of the wrestler we're rating on the day that we're rating him. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Anyways, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin scored a 75. and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING?!? ...That's all.
Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK!
"My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but bruddah, I'm bad and they know I'm bad." - Dusty Rhodes
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