
This is only one of William Regal's sexy parties.

Regal: GAAAAAHHHH! GAAAAAAHHH! AHHHHHH! *POP* Ah, thanks for fixing my stiff neck...

Viscera: I have to wipe myself with THIS!?

Viscera: .................. Your hair smells tasty...

Viscera: Dem some nice titties!

Shelton: COME ON! TEN MORE!
Jericho: 999,991... 999,992... 999,993.....

Ref: Your skin... It's so soft...
Edge: ... EWW!

Edge: OH GOD! SAVE ME!
Benoit: I got ya!
X Pac's sucking power almost claims another.

Rape still isn't funny from a green hoss...

Batista: And here is your winner of the Dance Like Batista contest... JR!
JR:

Batista: Grrrrrrrr.... Wait... Do I FLEX my fingers, or make a fist?

Batista was pissed that the WWE didn't feel like removing the 'H' from his title.

Christian: PIGGY BACK UNCLE DAVE! PIGGY BACK!

Batista warming up for Hunter.

Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

Vince: Okay, who forgot to Photoshop the title back on Hunter!?