[Jonster]

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SirNut : hey

Jonster : hiya

SirNut : whats up?

Jonster : my horniness

SirNut : ok

SirNut : awesome

Jonster : what's up with you?

SirNut : same

Jonster : excellent

SirNut : you wanna like...

Jonster : do you wanna start?

SirNut : you start

Jonster : well what do you look like?

SirNut : im 6'4

SirNut : muscular

SirNut : blue eyes

SirNut : blonde hair

SirNut : you know average californian

SirNut : you/

Jonster : 5 ft 7, shoulder length brunnette hair, green eyes

Jonster : you sound nice

SirNut : you do too

Jonster : thank you

SirNut : so...

Jonster : I think you should start

SirNut : well i need osmething to work with

SirNut : so if you start i could do better

SirNut : i guess i could start though

Jonster : I'll be back in like a minute

Jonster : sorry

SirNut : ok

SirNut : ill be waiting

(Nose extending smiley)

Jonster : Back

SirNut : ok

SirNut : what now?

Jonster : I think you should start I'm not very good at this

SirNut : ok

SirNut : i take off your dress, revealing your full breasts and start licking you head to toe

Jonster : I've not really done this before, you see I split with my boyfriend last week, and now I'm feeling quite lonely

SirNut : oh

Jonster : sorry to drop that on you

SirNut : its ok

SirNut : are you sue you want to now?

Jonster : OK, but if I call you Derek I'm very sorry

SirNut : ok

Jonster : do you mind if I call you Derek, I might feel more comfortable

SirNut : its cool

Jonster : his surname was Trotter, so if that drops in, you'll know what I mean

SirNut : ok

Jonster : it feels good

SirNut : i bet it does

Jonster : "Ooh Derek you're so good at that, come here and kiss me"

SirNut : ok

SirNut : kissing you and removing your bra

Jonster : I remove your t-shirt

SirNut : i start to gently nibble on your nipple

Jonster : OW! Not too hard

SirNut : im not baby im being gentle

SirNut : be gentle with my thing too

Jonster : You've sharp teeth

Jonster : are you sure you're not the wolf from red riding hood?

SirNut : not unless you want me to be

Jonster : that would be quite sick

SirNut : it would, but im getting turned on

SirNut : by you

Jonster : is your wee man growing up?

SirNut : very fast

SirNut : ohhhhh hes grown up

Jonster : ah

SirNut : you want some of it?

Jonster : I'm waiting for you

SirNut : im ready lets go whenever your ready

Jonster : I was born ready

Jonster : it's true, my uncle abused me

SirNut : lets go then, unzips pants

Jonster : "Come over here"

SirNut : ok

SirNut : walks over

Jonster : As you approach me the doorbell rings

SirNut : who is it?

Jonster : it's the mailman, he's delivering me a big package today

SirNut : what is in the package?

Jonster : Ah it's all my tampons for the year

Jonster : you save when you buy in bulk

SirNut : oh ok *throws up*

Jonster : the mailman's gone and it's just you and me

* SirNut closed the private chat window!

SirNut : well (thinks of an excuse) my sister has a softball game

SirNut : so i have to go

Jonster : oh ok

* SirNut closed the private chat window!

Jonster : I understand

* SirNut closed the private chat window!