Thread: A better WM21 ending?
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Old 04-28-2005, 01:25 PM   #4
Kane Knight
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And if you were serious: Watch 18 hours of the Tellebtubbies while listening to emo and country music. Leave the TV and CD player on, then stick your head in the oven. While you are doing this, masturbate using a toaster. Insert your penis into the plugged in toaster, and see if you can cum before it pops. If the gas doesn't get you (say, for example, you're the kind of moron who sticks his head in an electric oven), the toaster will.

After your painful, awkward, humiliating death, news reporters will blame the music and TV you were listening to/watching before you killed yourself. In one fell swoop, you will have Gotten rid of the 3 worst forms of entertainment on the planet, and finally validated your existence in some small way.
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