Tag team turmoil: Either La Resistance or Heart Throbs. WWE would F it up and give them to Resistance, but Throbs are new and WWE likes to give titles to give tag teams titles in their first few matches. It would be shocking if Hurricane/Rosey won it.
Kane vs. Viscera: Viscera. He's gonna won cause he's gonna eat 5 cheeseburgers before his match and land on Kane.
Edge vs. Chris Benoit: Why is this a last man standing? It would be better if it was like a submission or something, but this doesn't make sense because Benoit does not fit in here. Edge.
Jericho vs Shelton - Jericho
HBK/Hogan will win due to Dominos Pizza smashing Davari in the face with a pizza
Batista/Triple H - DOUBLE DQ! Triple H won't win it cause hes going to win in the Hell in a Cell. They both will probably get DQ'ed and go out for pizza later on. Or the referee will say mid match "THIS SUCKS" and just leave/