TAG TEAM TURMOIL
The Heart Throbs vs. La Resistance vs. The Hurricane & Rosey vs. Simon Dean & Maven vs. William Regal & Tajiri (C)
WINNER: Christian & Tyson Tomko (am I allowed to do that?)
HOW: Come in last after William Regal & Tajiri have defeated The Heart Throbs as well as Maven & Simon Dean. The official decision is pinfall.
MOVE: The Unprettier.
Elimination Order (5 per correct guess, extra 5 if all right)
1. La Resistance
2. The Hurricane & Rosey
3. The Heart Throbs
4. Maven & Simon Dean
5. William Regal & Tajiri
Kane vs Viscera
WINNER: Viscera
HOW: Trish/Lita distracts Kane just long enough for Vis to come back with The Embalmer for the pinfall.
MOVE: The Embaler.
LAST MAN STANDING
Edge vs Chris Benoit
WINNER: Chris Benoit
HOW: KO, or whatever the official decision is.
MOVE: I'm not too sure. Probably something hardcore. I can see the match ending with both men down, and Benoit just barely managing to get back up in time, though if that counts.
INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin (C)
WINNER: Chris Jericho (I'm taking chances again)
HOW: Pinfall.
MOVE: Roll-up using the tights.
HOGAN'S 495,281,472nd LAST MATCH
Shawn Michaels & Hulk Hogan vs Muhammad Hassan and Daivari
WINNER: Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari
HOW: Submission.
MOVE: Camel Clutch by Muhammad on Hogan (Bah! I wish. But I'm locking it in anyway)
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Batista (C) vs Triple H
WINNER: Batista
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Batista Bomb, although I can see him hitting The Pedigree as a bizarre twist.