The Crowd went nuts when Shelton did a bulldog on Y2J and a Dropkick to Stevie Richards at the same time.
Jericho learns that he's allergic to bad booking.
Richards and Hurricane's tandem Powerbomb-Neckbreaker brought back troubling memories of that Villano guy.
Metrosexual Zebra: Now That's a big pile of S.H.I.T.!
Introducing the newest induction into Wrestlecrap: Edge, Wrestling Hubcap Salesman
Edge: YES! I Knew banging Steph was a good career move! Wait, is that camera on?
Next week, Edge is booked in a Handicap match against Bob Holly and Chris Masters... On Velocity.
Jerry: this script in my hand says make a remark about Puppies...
Victoria: (thinking) this old man has some serious ear-wax.
This was five seconds after the woman declared to Chris that she was faking it...
Kane and Vis laughing about all the women they have stalked...
Lita botches enthusiasm over Vis' spot-on Demolition Smash impression.
Visera: Gotta do the Heimlick, Gotta do the Heimlick.... How do I do the Heimlick???
Next time, on Inappropriate Hand Puppet Theatre...
The sound guy mistaken played Kurt Angle's theme. Then Batista opted to take the fans' chant literally....
(I appologize for hitting the lowest common denominator.)
A helpful poster alerts Triple H to Batista's problem.
Dave: Thanks Hunter, how did you know?
Ric's well-timed fart devastates Dave.
Dave counts the amputee ref's arms, thinking something isn't right...
Triple H, as punishment, has to hear Vogon Poetry.
Hogan: I want YOU.... to feel my man boobs!
Daivari: OK!
Worst. Ankle-lock. Ever.
Batista finds himself in the Invisible Crucifix, and he is none too pleased...
Seconds after realizing he is naked in front of thousands of people, Dave wakes up in his bed.
Jericho: Don't listen to JR, the mat IS covered with BBQ Sauce.
Shelton: Well, if you say so...
Shelton is shocked to see Jericho spirited away in the Rapture.
Jericho: I can't believe he fell for the old "Mat is covered in BBQ Sauce" gag!
Rosey: I can't believe I still have a job!
Shane: Why, God, Why?
Shane: In fifteen seconds, the crane will lift Rosey into O'Haire's old cage... Everything is going as planned!
Edge: Seriously Dude, smell my hand.
Edge's taunting of the fans by holding up Matt's contract is taking things a bit too far.
The devastating effects of watching every Hulk Hogan movie in a row cannot be ignored any longer.
Hogan's new beard failed to get over with the crowd.
When Hogan, Hebner, and Micheals joined forces under the Canadian flag, everyone knew the end of days was upon us.
Hogan was about to punch the ghost of Andre the Giant when two lasers shot him in the back.