Ack! Heart...stopped! *punch* Ah, there we go. Damn Cinco de Mayo tequila...
Eddie: You smell nice...
Rey: You have pretty eyes...
Matt: I say it's more Bubba Ray than Goldust AND I AM R-R-R-R----RRRR-RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!
Jobber: Okay, okay, dude...
Melina: Okay...now...left foot first...then...erm...
Scotty: I guess Lita "taught you the ropes", huh?
BA-DUM-CHING!!
After 15 minutes of Cena making fart noises into the mic, JBL was starting to get a little concerned...
Kurt Angle re-enacts that scene from Austin Powers.
Angle: Why won't this mask come off!
The "I Got Your Nose" joke goes way too far when Angle refuses to give it back. Charles Robinson's wig nearly flies off in the process.
X-Pac's sucking power goes into overdrive as Joey Mercury is lost.
Rey: Hey, ese, I'm not THAT short, am I? I'm right here! Eddie! Eddie!!!
Booker T's electrifying personality goes right through new WWE star, Buckwheat.
Sharmell: And we just dab some foundation here...you look fabulous!
Booker: You did not...just say that...TELL ME...
JBL: Oh my God...you're right! I CAN'T see you!!
Eddie: WHAT! That's only a MASK???
The WWE FINALLY improves Rey's overall image.
Looks like Rey hit the glass ceiling a BIT too hard with his high-flying moves this time.
EMT: I'm sorry, Rey. We won't be able to save the mask.
Rey: No! Masky!!!