Top Ten Reasons to Watch WWE Programming...
10) Triple H isn't champion...who knows when this will happen again, how long it will last, or just as constant confirmation that your not on an acid trip.
9) Watching old ECW DVDs over and over again just makes you depressed.
8) Your XBox and PS2 are borken
7) Oddly nothing better then men in speedos rolling around together is on TV.
6) Viscera...you don't want to miss seeing him go back to being King Mable.
5) Nothing better to do to kill time until Revenge of the Sith is released.
4) Hassan is just damn awesome.
3) Kurt Angle doesn't have much longer before injuried REALLY catch up to him.
2) Chris Jericho...it's either watching him job in uninspired matches or listen to Fozzy...actually I do both
And the number one reason to bother tuning into the shit heap know as WWE...
1) Christian...period.