Todd: I masturbate to pictures of you in your underwear! Yeah!
Stacy: What...the...fuck...
Maven: No, no, Simon, you've got the Angry Face all wrawng!
Stacy: Like this?
"Stained back! There's a hard-on comin' through!"
Christian: The air feels funny!
Referee: For that remark, I'm gonna slap you silly!
Flair: Eeeeeeeeerrr! Damn Metamucil...took too much...
Chrstian: Is THAT what Tomko looks like?
Christy: Burt Reynolds! I really admire your work! Hee hee!
Eric: I'm not...*sigh*...thanks. And before you ask, no, I wasn't in the scene where Dirk Diggler whacks off in the truck...
Conway: Now belch!
Grenier: [rrrrrooooooppppp!]
Eric: My God...that was...marvelous...
Worst. Powerbomb. Ever.
Daivari: I swear! I didn't do anything to the Titantron this time! Honest!
Daivari: ANGRYFACEAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Shelton: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Hassan: EEEEEEEEGGGGHHH!!!
Daivari: NO! AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Shelton: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Hassan: EEEE-- EERRR-- Ah, forget it.
Viscera gets ready for his hourly meal.
HHH: I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!!
Batista explains how HE had Lita when his turn came.
Batista: Um...guys...why does my belt say "John Cena"?
Ric Flair: So...same time again tomorrow night?
HHH: Let's not tell anyone about this...
Ric Flair: You got it champ! WHOOOO!!!
Sometimes fans know EXACTLY what they want...
Well! Here's your fat chick! You happy now?!?!
Kane: Quick, somebody tell me how many guys Lita HASN'T slept with!!
Fan: Hey! Right here!
X-Pac's sucking power was about to strike, but when it realized Edge was there, it just kinda died down...
HBK: The light! MUST FLY UP TO HEAVEN!!!