[Some odd, yet strangely familiar music begins to play in the background.....]
Who wants to read anymore?
Reading requires effort.
You shouldn't be bothered to exert yourself to have entertainment.
You deserve to have your media spoon-fed to you.
Reading is like homework, and you're not here to go school, are you?
No.
The only time you should read is to order food, and hey, even menus should have pictures.
What you should do is be lazy.
Let things come to you.
Watch TV, look at a pop-up book, go to the movies.
Let the suckers use their brains.
Sit back.
Relax.
You're better than that.
That's right, make fun of reading.
Go ahead.
It's a waste of time, anyway.
Hey.....
I'm not telling you anything you don't already know....
-Sean O'Haire
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