"WHO WANTS TO SMELL MY HANDS?"
In an attempt to cash in on the controversy of the Jackson trial, WWE has Heidenreich propose to a ten year old boy.
Mercury passes his arm under his lovely assistant to show that no wires were supporting him. The crowd went "oooh"
Chavo insisted on a closer inspection of the Lovely Assistant, but just before he doscovered the thick blue supporting rope, London's lamb vindaloo from last night repeated on him.
Heidenreich broght out his new weapon, the Attack Preteen.
Holly's attempt to repeat Mercury's magic trick failed after Chavo let go of the hidden support beam.
Chavo misunderstands the mechanics of the Hokey Pokey and puts his right foot in with disasterous consequences
COLE: London may not have won the match, but by golly those are a lovely set of pearly whites!
"What's that, floating mask? You want me to KILL everyone?"
"Just kidding, folks. It's a miracle."
(rep to the first person to get the reference)
Sometimes, you look at a super violent man like Matt Morgan and you know that deep inside all he really needs is a hug.
"In my bonus chapter for the paperback edition I discuss the best ways to use the threat of sodomy as a hazing exercise!"
The angry expression, the increase in muscle mass, the sudden eruption of orange skin...
good god, Cena was Hulking Up!
"It's 9:00, esse, do you know where my deodorant is?"
"I think I left it with my Listerine."
WWE's contraversial "racial profiling on the ass of your tights" program broke down after they had to make a pair for Nunzio that said "Italian. Wait, Italian American. Wait, his cousin's a redneck, how does that work?"
Morgan modelled the stylish new Funaki Kneepads
Intrepid reporter Carlito was going to interview the boil on Big Show's neck even if it cost him his life.
*dreadful Scotish accent* Ah think that fifth baby disagreed with me!
No matter what else happened, Booker T wouldn't say that Hawk The Slayer was rubbish again
(rep for reference)
Although he was not a qualified doctor, Carlito felt sure that he would be able to help Show with the terrible growths on his back.
No matter what else happened, Kurt Angle wouldn't say that Babylon 5 was a big pile of shit again.
"Ladies, please. I know I'm irresistible, but don't throw your underwear at me. All right, silk and lace only."
CHARLIE: AEROPLAAAAAAAANE!
ANNOUNCER: Approaching the ring at a combined weight of 435 pounds, EDGE AND CHR- Wait, wrong decade. MNM!
Cena didn't care what anyone thought. He was going to breastfeed JBL whether he liked it or not!
"Yeah, I breastfed the former WWE champ, AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"
"You call this Sauce Bernaise? You're the worst wrestler-turned-cordon-bleu-chef EVER!"
"Give me some sugar, baby!"
With a trememdous roar of pain, John Cena turned into a centaur.