Don't worry. Sharmell just had to watch the Triple H promo that never ended. It just went on and on, my friend.
Heidenrich felt it was going to be a bit too early to introduce his new Michael Jackson gimmick, but then he thought, "What the hell?"
You DON'T want to know why Chavo was blinded when Paul London did this. It wasn't pretty.
When Chavo saw how many times he had been Cruiserweight Champion, 120 times, he started to celebrate....only he partied a bit too hard and caught Paul London right in the Sandra Bullocks.
"WHAT!! Vince really DOESN'T give a shit about us Crusierweights? THAT CAN'T BE!!!"
Since Chris Masters wasn't on RAW, they decided to disguise him as Matt Morgan and let him do SmackDown that week. Too bad everyone caught on too quickly and STILL used this time as a piss break.
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the reissue of my book is out. And it's got everything in it...only thing that they forgot was the swatika....oh shit, did I just say that outloud?"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!"
Michael Cole was pissed when the jobber all of a sudden said that JR was a better commentator than he was. Cole later kicked the jobber's ass...AND JR's...and Triple H's. (OFFNOTE: Anyone that can get that Triple H reference gets a rep).
Big Show swallowed...and paid for it.
That's what you get for telling Vince McMahon you were sick of Chris Masters.
The WWE was trying a new "Batman" approach of putting the word "Smack" on the screen as Carlito "Smack"ed Show with his apples.
Hey, you would have a big buldge in YOUR pants if you got to stand next to Melina, would you?
"Bite me...no, really...BITE ME, NOW, DAMMIT!!"
So this is what John Cena got for being TOO much of a Bad, Bad Man?
Scotty got scared that John Cena was giving birth to Paul London, and decided to debut his brand new finishing manuver, the titti-twister.