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The only thing I’ve done like that has been quoting wrestlers, or ripping off their material. Here are a few of my favs. You’ll be amazed how easy it is to get these into every day speech. Now I don’t make it a point to use wrestling quotes, I just do it.
Vinne Mac
Talk is cheap, and so is that haircut!
Shane 'O Mac
Where did he go? Where did go?
Mick Foley
And on the 8th day God created mankind. Why was he having such a bad day?
Bobby “The Mother Fuckin’ Man” Heenan
(when a bad song at work plays) You know this is my 2nd fav song. (when they ask what my fav song is) All the rest are tied.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
He’s the only man I know who can hide his own easter eggs.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
He’s as strong as an ox, and almost as smart.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
Jesse Ventura
The pleasure was all yours!
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
Ric Flair
To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going.
Scott Hall
Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach.
Jerry “Almost as cool as Bobby Heenan” Lawler
[person 1] didn't make a fool out of [person 2]. God beat him to that.
Jeff Jarrett
For those who believe, no answer is needed. For those who don’t believe, no answer will due.
Christian
This so totally scrapes the bowels of sucktitude!
Kurt Angle
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!
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