And my submission:
Angry Latina Woman plots her revenge~!
Carlito: Who got this red crap all over my shirt? Dat's not cool!
Carlito: Wait, lemme try dees, lemme try dees... Joo can't see me!!
Matt [By George, he's right! I really can't!]
Luckily Steven Richards was there to hold the two apart. (Did I get it right?
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Matt: You seem to have a metal folding chair implanted in your backside! How utterly repugnant!
NOOGIE FROM HELL BAHGAWD!!!!
JBL: Say it! SAY IT! SAY YOU LOVE GARTH BROOKS!!!
Scotty: Gurgle.
Booker: Yes...my precioussss...your face is so soft and white! Like a baby's! Will you be my little baby-face?
Jindrak: HELP ME! X-Pac's sucking power...tooo..STRONG!!
Jindrak: Missed!
How to Be a Heel, Part I: Wear expensive clothing! The Rock did it when he was heel. Triple H does it now backstage. Once you wear nice things, people will hate you and boo you!
Robinson: Oh, I see! Those ARE nice boots!
Jordan: And it was THIS big!
Heidenreich: Arrrrrg!?
Heidenreich: He was my FRIEND! For about two minutes...I don't last as long with black guys...not much stamina in the sack...
Do the HEIDENDANCE!
Jump like you got a ferret in your tights.
And swing your arm like a pirate just might!
Now hop to the left and hop to the right.
Do the Heiden-Dance, yeah you're doing it right!
Holly seems to navigate the glass ceiling quite well...
Nitro: Not cool, man, NOT cool! Stop being such a homo!
Mercury: Noo noo noo, you can't say that.
He's my little Basham Baby!
JBL: CHAPTER THREE...!
Cena: Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP!
After ten weeks of not bathing, Danny Basham goes down easily...
Cena: Whew! I made a stinky!
Basham: Gaaaaaaahh...
John Cena: No, YOU, my friend, are indeed THE homo!
JBL: What? Is this...is this true...?