I want to have bestiality sex with your wife...
*Whispering*
You're kidding. They did?
They used that in an angle.
*whispering*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Ladies and gentlement, due to severe mental breakdown, Kane Knight will tonight be played by Colin Powell)
"Why does he want to have Bestiality sex with Charmell? My face is TWICE as horselike!"
"Invisible apples? Dat's not cul."
"Now don't get alarmed...But there's something on your shoulder."
Morgan: It'd be a shame to waste this "cabana..."
Big Show: What are you saying?
Morgan: Did you see the Lingerie Pillow Fight on Raw?
Spinal reallignment doesn't work well when you have the WWE HMO.
Fortunately, JBL knew the Heimlich.
...Or so he had claimed on his "championship Application form."
-Or-
Scotty tried to decide which gimmick was worse: S2H, the hip-hop poser, or Calico, JBL's "pony."
Booker kindly brushes his opponent's toupé before replacing it.
Inspired by Lita, Booker Botches a chop, just in time to get a main event push.
"No! please don't show me nudes of Sharmell!"
A
Botched chorus line.
As part of his heel turn, Eddie Gurerro comes to the ring dressed in a suit that he actually purchased.
Eddie: Jesus Saves, esse!
Tazz: Didn't he steal that from your locker, Cole?
Michael: That bastard!
Funky Fly debuts in the WWE as Heidenreich's "butch."
OJ warned Johnny to stand back while he showed him his "Carlton Dance."
Turns out "Bestiality" Is John's trigger word.
"How old are you, kid?"
"9."
"Do you know what blue balls feels like?"
Even Holly was amazed. How the HELL did he pull off the MK Bicycle kick?
"Man, those "no fur" guys have been working out."
Cena was relieved to discover he wasn't the only "stuffer" in the locker room.
Bradshaw: and you will STAY like that until you get it right! Step-turn-kick-turn, dammit!
Danny Basham is...THE ONE...
"You can't see...Woah...my breath is HORRIBLE."
Cena: I don't know how to break this to you...But Eddie sold your pants...