Orlando will retain due to interference from the Bashams, well one of them as the other doesn't want to take orders anymore and gets involved in a fight between which OJ tries to break up but Hiedenrape rapes them all. OJ to retain with a cheaky roll up after little Jonny is distracted.
MNM to retain after Haas is distracted by Melina. Holly mistakes Haas for a rookie and beats him up. Or shouts at him and Haas walks off. who cares.
Show cleanly after chokeslamming both CCC and morgan.
Match of the night. Both bleed like they're HBK in a street fight. Eddie to win after a stalled brainbuster on something....spanish announce table sounds good.
Kirk Angel will win after Sharmell botches interference and slaps Booker. Angle then takes Sharmell off with him.
Cena will win after whipping JBL with that stupid towel that JBL has round his neck when he comes out, like he's in the showers at school again. Nah, Cena will choke him with his chain til he gives up.
edit: stupid WWE adding matches at the last minute.
Chavo will cheat (surprisingly enough) to win. dont think he's done the feet on the ropes one for a while so that'll do for tonight.