You know the champs...here are the storylines...and some other random backstage notes
*Kurt Angle wants to have animal sex with Booker T
*Ric Flair likes the smell of Triple H's asshole
*John Cena was good and entertaining, then he started to suck and get boring, THEN he got the title
*Bradshaw is a Main Eventer
*Chris Jericho doesn't care about wrestling anymore
*Hulk Hogan just won't die
*Edge and Lita hooked up behind Matt back, so Matt got fired
*Batista is a transition champ...from Triple H to HHH
*They will have a draft lotery which will last a month
*ECW is having a reunion show
*Christian is the man to watch
*Eddie Gurrero can walk out to a ring, not say a word, and have Smarks give him a 5 star rating in terms of promo
That's just about all you need to know.
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