Viscera: Hello, sweet thang.
Maria: You wanna have an internal modem with me?
Viscera: As long as you never speak again.
Lilian misunderstood Viscera's way of issuing a singing contest challenge.
The WWE's "Gone With The Viscera" film didn't too well, and even drove away fans.
Benoit: OH SHIT...THAT REALLY IS A WALL OF FIRE!!!
Tajiri: Told you...
Benoit & Tajiri got too into their "Vegetarian Protein Shake Sadomasochist Match"
Chris Benoit hated to do it, but he had to let Tajiri know what would happen if he asked Vince for a push.
However, Tajiri didn't believe Chris until it was too late.
Paul Heyman: Eric, Vince & I came out here because we love you. We think you have a problem. I can't lie anymore. You are addicted to R. Kelly...
Eric: *singing in head* I believe I can fly. Fly through that open door...
Vince: *thinking* Paul has a cool looking mohawk growing on top.
Eric: Shit... I knew Shane Douglas burned bridges, but geez.
Edge: WOW! I feel wonderful...
Lita: You have pretty eyes...
Edge: You have pretty...good cocksucking skills.
Lita botched cuddling.
Lita: OMG! EDGE IS PUNK!
Edge: No, I am just a tool.
Lita: OMG! YOU LIKE TOOL!!!
Lita & Edge: Overdoing the heel make-out session since February 2005!
Kane: THAT BITCH GAVE ME HERPES...(Darth Style)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edge - "Doing Generic Heel Poses Since 2002"
Edge: WHO WANTS TO PLAY POWER RANGERS NOW BITCH!
Edge: Lita, you know when you have an orgy...you're supposed to be in it.
Lita:
Batista didn't know what to do. He liked being World Champion, but he sure missed Ric Flair's salad tossing.
Batista and Ric Flair - "Giving The World Old Sweaty Manlove since 2003!"
Batista quickly lets the world know that the ref is no Ric Flair.
Edge quickly found out that Batista is not as gentle as Lita.
Ric Flair always knew how to turn Batista on.
Triple H soon found out that Evolution gangbangs weren't the same without Randy Orton.
Triple H: You know, I am tired of this damn thing. I really like Cena's spinning belt though...
Triple H: WE DON'T HAVE RANDY ANYMORE SO I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO ALL THE NIPPLE LICKING!
JamesSteele- Doing Homosexual Overtone Captions Since 2004!