"You gonna finish that microphone?"
Lillian was parylised by fear as Vis stuck a straw in her throat...
Who knew Oompa-Loompas could dance?
Benoit should have at least WATCHED Episode 3 before helping Tajiri re-enact a scene...
"Duck the barrel, jump the pit--What? Donkey Kong's throwing Japanese?"
Benoit was Hell-Bent to prove JR wrong, that this kendo stick WAS made of chocolate.
The result of Lita's botched "warmup" kiss.
At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.
Even ECW's logo was Hardcore--Leaping through a flaming hoop of flowers to Acid Drop Bischoff.
Lita: Come on, Honey.
Edge: I think you just wrecked my quad.
Hey Eric, what do you think of this angle?
At that moment, Eric prayed for a bolt of lightning.
Even Lita's severed head was bad news, Causing Edge to swallow his filling.
"Ow! I think you put out my eye!"
"They're giving me RICO'S gimmick?"
WWE Cinema presents: The passion of Adam Copeland. What did the critics say?
They cast ME as Mary Magdalene?
Batista: Could you come down now?
Edge: I seem to be stuck.
Batista: This is awkward.
Edge: Tell me about it. I REALLY gotta pee.
Tomko: Gotcher nose!
Batista's gaze turned to the defeated Flair, and he demanded that Ric stop screaming "Get off my lawn!"
You may now kiss the bride...
"I have to marry MOPPY?"
Batista was bad at geography. Here the ref deducts points for an incorrect answer to
which way is up?
Dave: How'd I get above the glass ceiling?
Hunter: SECURITY!
Batista screamed in pain, but he laughed inside. Silent But Deadly, Ric.
"I do NOT look British!"
Gong Show 2005
"...And once your title reign is over, you'll be doing Heat with Steven Richards!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"