Let's see.....
Kane Knight is almost 30-years old. He's unemployed, he lives with his parents, he spends all his time on the Net where he is worshipped by teenage nerds, he's a college dropout, he's a virgin, he obsesses over a fake sport, he refuses to answer the hard questions about himself, he's clearly embarrassed about his current life and he is jealous of me because I have a job, I live in a dorm, I spend an hour at the most online, I have friends my age, I fuck chicks nightly, and I can answer any question about myself that you want.
And anytime I feel like it.....I could make a TPWW Wrestlemania moment happen. For ages, people would talk about the day TLR invited his frat buddies on here and order his freshmen pledges to go psycho on this joint. It would be a dark day..the day the TPWW was invaded by a Frat.
MICHAEL COLE: OH MY GOD!