*Esoteric starts out the day pretty well. He wakes up in his truck in the parking lot to find a cheap whore sucking his dick.*
*Esoteric then feels awesome and decides to get out of his truck and look like a redneck Bono infront of his "wheels"*

*He then proceeds to go into Wal-Mart to stalk shoppers in the freezer section.*
*He then gets his uniform on and does a not-so-rare photo-op.*
*Esoteric is then sent to a local high school work-fair to remind kids to stay and school because his life sucks, except in the mornings.*
THE END